Christmas Time, Mistletoe and That

Dharma Ashtray

Originally uploaded by Dame Margot Fonteyn.

Went down to Ouchy for a wander with Bro. Saw this at the station. I don’t watch “Lost” but remember once seeing this emblem on a shark in the middle of the programme, and thought that they had been spending a little too much time on the details, and that they should perhaps get out a bit more often. Anyway, it’s Christmas, and here I am spending my afternoon fiddling about with a bin to make it look like the symbol for the Dharma Initiative. At least I have a degree of insight.

Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux

Nothing Sucks Like an Electrolux

Originally uploaded by Dame Margot Fonteyn.

I remember somebody talking on the telly about Lucas, the electrical division of British Leyland, and how, during the seventies, they decided to produce a vacuum cleaner. It was the only thing they ever made that didn’t suck.

Wow. It would really seem that Canadian fags are deadlier than most others

I Preferred the Other Cigarettes, the Ones That Didn’t Give Anyone CancerOriginally uploaded by Dame Margot Fonteyn.

Other countries are exotic. The Canadians really go to town on the health warnings. There seems to me no doubt that smoking one of these cigarettes would be like tanning a bottle of tequila, getting the car out and heading down to the local school for a lunchtime carve-up

Where I Come From, This is Considered a Punchable Offence

Where I Come From, This is Considered a Punchable Offence

Originally uploaded by Dame Margot Fonteyn.

I love living abroad. Every now and then, usually when you least expect it, something infantile like this turns up.

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I’m just writing this to break the ice. It’s a big deal, this is the first post. I suggest you come back soon. There’s going to be a lot of nonsense posted here.