The Inspiring and Positive World of Wavy Davy

The Evil Twin

Posted in rambling cack by David Wylie on April 6, 2007

I wonder if Migros will copyright the tack. Denner isn’t just Migros’ evil twin, the red interior, aged floor tiles, the absurd, unfathomable crowd control device at the door, a hellish chrome and red plastic barrier that prevents anyone with children coming inside (not that that’s a problem, because the big market share items are made for consenting, sinning big people; a wall of cigarettes, booze, cigars, potato crisps with some of the most long chain trans-saturated fats known to man. A whisky called “Bag Piper” which lists its ingredients as “alcohol, flavourings”) When you queue, reflecting on the obsolete “don’t steal” signs, you can’t help wondering if your complexion looks as bad as your co-shoppers, reflected in the strange red omnipresent hue, made to resonate with the broken facial veins associated with industrial alcohol consumption or impending cardiac implosion.

Apart from all that, great shop…


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  1. Anton said, on April 7, 2007 at 4:55 pm

    Yeah great shop in particular if you fancy the company of drunkards and assorted lowlifes looking for the cheapest booze available đŸ™‚

  2. David Wylie said, on April 9, 2007 at 1:45 pm

    You’re definitely getting all slushy, liberal and sentimental as you get older ;-)See you there next weekend as usual…

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