New Year Resolutions

Umbrellas Up!
Originally uploaded by Dame Margot Fonteyn.
Well if you can’t write them in a blog, what use is a blog. Here are my earth shattering New Year Resolutions, in no particular order*
I’m going to become a Personalorganisationmeister. No more piles of paper on my desk. Oh no. No more important mail mixed with bin fodder
I’m going to be at least 10% more bad this year. I am becoming distinctly well behaved, and it’s not good. Not good at all, in fact. I’m going to swear more, be gratuitously critical, there will be more mocking. More guitar/drums/bass/vocals and a bit less jazz/electronica



“More guitar/drums/bass/vocals and a bit less jazz/electronica” – hmmm…finally coming to your senses!!
hey kids, rock and roll
rock on
hey kids, it’s no use
Sleepin’
Showtime, summertime blues
Jump up and die in your blue suede shoes
Hey kids, rock and roll
We’re gonna rock on
no booze?
Boozing makes figures of up to 60% badness improvement easily attainable, but my liver (currently my least favourite of all my vital organs) is no longer any use at the enzyme production and alcohol metabolism it was originally designed for. I’m unsure as to what advice to take. Good solid practice versus abstinance? Moderation is obviously out of the question…